Corporate Life

In the past few years: 1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines: Scanner Printer Xerox Machine 2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software: Microsoft Word Microsoft Excel Microsoft PowerPoint 3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts: Ctrl+C Ctrl+V Ctrl+S 4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life: Yes sir. Ok sir. I'll Just Do That sir. 5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: Wake Up early. Sleep late. Continue to Work. 6. I learnt to: Face Monday! Fight For 5 Days! Wait For Friday! 7. I learnt to give reasons to family friends and relatives for not making: Phone Calls Messages Mails 8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones: Birthday New Year Festivals 9. In last one year, People say: You Learnt... You Earned... You Enjoyed... 10. But when I compare me with my self I just Sustained... I just Tolerated... I just Survived... for bucks. 11. I have survived: For convenience of my Family... To avoid blame of Society... To get tag of Employment... 12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train... I learnt to Rejoice... To be Happy... To Smile... I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet... Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning!!!

With Age Comes Wisdom

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!" The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."