Out of Stock

Santa was appointed as sales person at a local store in Chandhigarh. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had 'Peach Jam' to which he bluntly replied, "Out of stock." At this, the lady immediately turned to leave the shop in disgruntlement. It was then that the shopkeeper, who had been looking on, called Santa aside and told him, "When a customer asks for a product that is out of stock, you apologize for its unavailability, and then offer other types of the same product. For instance in this case it was peach jam; offer other types of jam like pineapple jam, guava, aprioct jam and so on." Next, came in another lady who asked for toilet paper and Santa politely replied, ""I am sorry ma'am, we do not have any toilet paper right now but you could try some Carbon Paper or Sand Paper!"

Walking Backward

Every day Francesca went to the cemetery in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Enzo. When she was finished she always walked backwards when leaving the grave. One day her friend Bianca asked, "Francesca why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?" Francesca answered, "When Enzo was alive he always told me, 'You've got such a great ass it could bring a dead man back to life.' So I'm not taking any chances!"